i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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