Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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