do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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