Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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