I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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