party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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