Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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