My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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