im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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