Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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