Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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