help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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