found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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