On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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