then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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