508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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