On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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