Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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