Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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