Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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