Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
