I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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