Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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