Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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