you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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