So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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