Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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