that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
