Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
she pinky promised me she was 18
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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