Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
So vagazzling was a success
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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