i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize