remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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