have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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