How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
We are all done wearing pants today
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Randomize
