Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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