they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
It's just like the Real World with babies
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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