so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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