Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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