Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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