Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
The air taste purple.
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