is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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