On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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