I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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