You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
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