Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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