You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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