At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Randomize
