Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Randomize
