Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
How external is "for external use only"?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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