drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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