Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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