she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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