Its about making memories worth repressing
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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